Rat City

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

I hate it so much

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I’m not allergic to fun.

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

those are exceptionally large numbers

im so glad someone tallied this

iconic

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

Every time I saw my twitter header/icon combo it made me laugh, so

Holding my laughter in so hard

I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day

Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles

Top five Ethan Winters moments is when Heisenberg and Dimitrescu are arguing over who should get him and everyone is yelling and he just goes "Don't I get any say in this? :/" in the most unaffected tone possible. Truly a man who has become numb to weird bullshit

The other four of the Top 5 Ethan Winters moments:

1. *through a hole in a window to a cop who has shown suspicion of him* you gotta give me your gun

2. Lady Dimitrescu dying and her final words being "Curse you!" and when she finally stops moving Ethan just goes "You're the one who's cursed. :/"

3. When he snatches the vial from Moreau and they notice each other, share an awkward few seconds of eye contact, and Ethan decides to stick around long enough to say "I'll just be taking this!" and wave the vial (of pieces of his daughter's body) tauntingly

4. In Moreau's section when you drag something out of the water using some equipment out there and Ethan goes "Caught myself a big one!" outloud to himself

It's the mold

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

that’s joann fabric herself

Call her Ms Fabrics if you’re nasty