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Ask Blu, the Melee Minion.

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Have you ever wondered what runs through the mind of a melee minion when you run through them? Ever wondered what makes them tick or what they like to do after being on the fields of justice all day long? Perhaps they like tea & cupcakes and to sit and watch the night sky at night and converse with the champions of the league... at least, they do if they're Blue the Melee Minion. "Fighting for the glory of the Blue Team!"
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Blu froze as he felt himself get lifted.  Puzzled he asked, "Piltover?" looking at his small map, he could not find the icon that resembled Piltover at all.  "aw man! I got the wrong map!"  Blu shoved the map in his face "No I am closer to the mountains, if I had the right map I could show you"  Blu grumbles at himself.  He pauses and looks at the kind lady "My name is Blu, it’s nice to meet you" he says with a smile.

“Over the Ironspikes?” She let out a small chuckle as the minion rustled the map. “That’s not so far. I could take you, if you liked.”

"Blu? That’s… rather oddly appropriate, considering.” For a moment she wondered if all minions were like this, or had been at some point… It was best not to dwell on it. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

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"Great to meet you too!  Uhm..."  Blu paused, looking up at the lady carrying him the eyes on his mask glowed.  "I would really appreciate it, miss"  Blu was so grateful to the stranger, he was sure he could never find his way.  "My dad said it was to first word I said when I woke up"  Blu looked down at his lap, feeling a sort of familiarity with the friendly not-minion.  "lead the way! I'll only make myself more lost" Blu chuckled, scratching his head

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“… Summoner? Goodness, no, I am no Summoner, little thing. But… perhaps I can help you regardless. Let’s get you out of the road, first of all…”

Thresh scooped the minion up into her arms. This one was clearly something special - it was no mere construct, and it deserved to be kept safe, so she held onto it carefully. “You say you are searching for your father? Does he reside in Piltover?”

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Blu froze as he felt himself get lifted.  Puzzled he asked, "Piltover?" looking at his small map, he could not find the icon that resembled Piltover at all.  "aw man! I got the wrong map!"  Blu shoved the map in his face "No I am closer to the mountains, if I had the right map I could show you"  Blu grumbles at himself.  He pauses and looks at the kind lady "My name is Blu, it's nice to meet you" he says with a smile.

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Blu scratches his head in confusion, looking around at the large buildings of Piltover.  He was amazed by the height of such structures, never seeing them before.  Blu hastily shuffled through his sleeves and pulled out a small map to attempt to find where he is.  “So it was a left on the big fountain, and a right at the big tree … .”  Blu looked around not seeing any of the landmarks on his map.  His breathing quickened.  Blu began to worry, thinking about his home and how his dad would do without him.  Slowly it ate at him and he stopped and dropped to the ground and started crying.

It was not unheard of to trip over Minions during Rift matches - they were so small, after all, and it was all too easy for Summoners to misguide their Champions right into their ranks. But this was the middle of Piltover, so Thresh was quite surprised when she nearly stumbled over a small lump of blue robes in the street.

“I’ve never seen one of you outside the Fields…” She crouched to get a better look at the Minion - already this one seemed different than the others. Most simply marched to battle with blank expressions, but this one seemed… upset. “Are you lost?”

Blu sniffled and rubs the eyes of his mask when he saw the lady crouched near him.  "oh hello miss summoner."  Blu looked hopelessly at his map, "I don't know where my home is.  my dad is going to be so worried about me."  Blu sniffs again as tears form at the eyes of his mask again.

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Blu scratches his head in confusion, looking around at the large buildings of Piltover.  He was amazed by the height of such structures, never seeing them before.  Blu hastily shuffled through his sleeves and pulled out a small map to attempt to find where he is.  “So it was a left on the big fountain, and a right at the big tree . . . .”  Blu looked around not seeing any of the landmarks on his map.  His breathing quickened.  Blu began to worry, thinking about his home and how his dad would do without him.  Slowly it ate at him and he stopped and dropped to the ground and started crying.

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A box of cupcakes - twelve, each a different flavor - is set at the Minion's door. It's tagged as being from the 'Snowdown Spectre.'

this i the single most best gift a minion could ever ask for :'3 thank you!

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((I made Anime Blu using This(x)!!! he'd have a mas on his head to the side though :T))

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kani learns about the existence of real people inside blu barracks

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yes! fear me Kani!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O 3O

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//So I just had a game where we won because a blue melee minion all on his own just pushed the nexus whilst the enemy team ignored it and pushed the lanes off after a team fight. 

askbmm this one is for you, stay manly and adorable as hell.

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((I have no words, no gifs, no pictures.  This is perfect, I am impressed overjoyed at this.  This is the best picture ever!))

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