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It’s the happiest time of the year

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Do you think silent hill has a Claire’s

yes

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Great FUCKING news everyone!!!!!!

I’ve always been bothered by how sloppy the original version of this is and so I made a less sloppy version for my own satisfaction.

LISTEN CRUSTACEOUS cheapskate SQUIDWARD’S LIVING AT my house YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE him back BECAUSE A STUPID DIME

Boil up some mountain dew.  It’s gonna be a long night.

You could have said anything else

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

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Swirly boy

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im begging this website to stop informing me of current events like this

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Bayside July 29, 2003 Medford Ice Rink Medford, NJ

I just saw Bayside back in Dec 2019, so seeing this footage is a trip!