last night i took my birth control with rosé

It is never too late to learn to speak Irish.

You do not have to be Irish to speak Irish.

Once you're out of school, there is no grammar police and most people are just excited to have someone to speak Irish with.

Incorporating Irish words into your day when you're not fluent (I have to go to the leithreas, throw it in the bruscar, that's a gorgeous gúna) is an act of decolonisation.

Helping people to understand the language is an act of love.

Gaeilge go deo ❤️

For extra impact, sign off your emails with "Le meas" (with respect), "beir bua" (Best of luck/wishing you success)

"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

Lewiston Evening Journal, Maine, March 7, 1917

 if anyone’s wondering how most Scottish folk reacted to Thatcher’s death this interview is a classic

“Not a bit of good, not a bit, I’d put a stake through her heart and garrote around her neck to make sure she never come back.”

“That’s a pretty horrible thing to say while her funeral is going on right now”

“Too bad, too bad.:

Garlic around her neck^

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

I love it when a woman comes out from a bathroom break and is like “hmm my stomach is a little off today! ☺️” which is her way of telling you that she just took a shit so devastating it might have killed her and everyone in the radius

Vladimir Mayakovsky, from a letter featured in "Love in the Heart of Everything; The Correspondence between Vladimir Mayakovsky & Lili Brik, 1915-1930,"

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

-This girl

They are both right

Rati Saxena, ed. by Kate Rogers and Viki Holmes, from Not a Muse: The Inner Lives of Women: A World Poetry Anthology; "Mountain nights"

also how culture works

Marjorie Stelmach, from "The Breaking Strain of Grace"