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Sin cgi pierde mucho

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there's just this:

have some more

hello dr stapleton. you have successfully guided my mother through the process of giving birth to me. now, if you fail the task at hand, it will directly result in me giving death to you. in front of you is my crib, and, next to that, a small bottle of infant formula

The Good Place (2016-2020)

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

Part 2

Part 3

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

Fair point

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

@the-only-useful-lesbian

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

School of Rock (2003), dir. Richard Linklater