when you say something unwise and hopeless to the council
Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website
you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up
The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.
I can’t stop thinking about this
sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat
Walter white should've started one of those channels where people just mix slime together and cut soap and stuff instead of doing all the stuff he did in the show
sweet dreams
mutuals come dance with me
this will be us ^^^
college is all about going up and down stairs
got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive
why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser
fan service is ok when i like it
Hey, Brendan Fraser!! Come here I made some brownies!
what’s a little handjob between friends
they didn't even ban mpreg