Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

when you put a load of laundry in

happy Putting A Load of Laundry In Day to all who celebrate

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli

#I have never felt more represented

Thank you for the ride, Critical Role. 

Song is Ashes by the Longest Johns

Trinket the Immortal Wonder Bear

Me reading the Return of the King at 15

Wait the Witch King just killed Theoden? The same Witch King that wouldn’t attack an inn in Bree because people were laughing and there were lights? He killed fucking Theoden? Tolkien what the hell this is bullshit. The nazgul are stupid.

cute gender-neutral things to call your partner

A happy "Argentina losing to fucking SAUDI ARABIA" to all those who celebrate

30 minutes in and this is already the best one shot

phrasing of this is taking me out

C3E38: laudna and pâté at the dining table (requested by @sharkodactyl) bonus:

Image description: a meme of a person labeled "Bell's Hells" looking up at a heroic angelic figure labled "Bakers for some fucking reason" End description.

I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

Tolkien at the start of the Hobbit: oh I’m going to tell a fun little story for my children about how even the smallest people can make a difference!

Tolkien at the end of the Hobbit, gripping his son’s shoulders intensely: Chris. Christopher. Listen.  Greed will only corrupt you Christopher, it will twist your mind like a poison, like a disease, until you are nothing but a hollow wreck of what you once were.  Also I’ve killed off like half the characters in a battle I don’t even show sorry. 

IZZY LIKING THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME