Ok but what if Clear’s dick broke off in Aoba’s ass…

Ok folks can we get my most famous post to 4000 notes before tumblr dies tonight?

DM: Headmistress Mikaeah is standing outside the door.

Warlock: I shoot her some finger guns.

DM: She rolls her eyes.

Warlock: Is she rolling her eyes because I’m lame, or because guns don’t exist yet.

DM: Both.

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

Come stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You’ll never know what hit you when I get to you

fricking ship these two so much

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

when  you forget the name of a very simple object and suddenly remember after a full minute of confusion

what will future historians do with this 

this is The Human Experience

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

ME

holy shit???????????????

all memes aside this song fucking slaps

Lmao tf are yall puttin on my dash?

amazing

@dezzoi

Undertale (2015)

He’s the best <3

Lmao, a Michael Jackson tribute, just when I though this anime couldn’t get better XD

Lol, Schuu’s doing the crotch grab XD

Ep. 7 broke my heart. These boys must be protected.

About ep 7

Watch Classicaloid, they said.

IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID.

Kao as Mozart Lovi (me) as Beethoven

Photos by Kata

Classicaloid cosplays at Anime Expo Summer 2017 Santiago, Chile.

incredible