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Just a Bit Tipsy

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Maeve●Cis●White●Aroace●Abled● /me has more info
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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

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asbehsam

“History truly is interesting. in which my favorite president having the longest hat. Ahh yes Asbehsam Lincoln.”

I have no words….

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why are they called fall out boy when there is 4 members? who is the fall out boy? Has anyone ever booked them thinking they were a solo artist and surprised to find a set of tiny men?

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do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

YES

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prrb

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

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devildoll

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

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ileliberte

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

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stormybabe

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

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neilnevins

I’ve been thinking a lot about the movie Hoodwinked lately……for…..some reason. Like the fact that it exists. That’s it’s so completely bizarre to watch. And that it made a lot of money.

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the budget is “Under 8 million”. there isn’t even an exact known amount. It’s just under 8 million but it grossed 110 million at the box office. A movie that features animation with scenes like this from a song about a schnitzel truck

grossed over $100 million at the box office. 

There’s this one guy frequently appearing in the background inexplicably wearing this. Why? To what purpose does he serve? Who even is he? Why isn’t he the central focus of this film? 

This movie needs to be talked about more. It might not reach Bee Movie levels of bafflement and speculation but it merits many discussions nonetheless. What the hell was Hoodwinked 

didn’t it also get a sequel that got cancelled at the very last minute (to the point where they had already rolled out merchandise for it), only for it to unceremoniously rise from the ashes a couple of years later with zero fanfare

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Short Enjolras though

Enjolras barely capping off on 5'3" and having to stand on boxes when he gives speeches so that he can be seen over the crowds

Enjolras drawing himself up to his full height when he confronts bigots and maybe having his eyes coming up to their chin but still being filled with so much passion that he towers over them despite it

Enjolras being hugged by Les Amis and all of them resting their chins atop his head because he makes a little disgruntled face and will never admit just how much he likes it

Enjolras wearing heeled boots sometimes

Short Enjolras (✿◠‿◠) 

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wet-monsoon

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

i wasnt joking

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Les Mis 365 - Enjolras’ Introduction - Antinous

“Enjolras was a charming young man, who was capable of being terrible. He was angelically handsome. He was a savage Antinous.” 

If you’ve seen any amount of Roman art, it’s likely you’ve come across this handsome fellow before:

Antinous is one of the best known faces (…and other parts) of the ancient world because there were so many statues of him made.

Antinous was the lover of the Roman emperor Hadrian, in the 2nd century CE. Hadrian was very public about his relationship with Antinous, and treated him as more like a spouse than a lover. However, what makes Antinous most famous is probably his early death and Hadrian’s public and intense mourning. Antinous drowned in the Nile river (under unknown circumstances) at the age of 19 when he and Hadrian were in Egypt together. Hadrian took it…badly. Very badly. He had Antinous deified - something that was practically unheard of for someone outside of the royal family and more than a little scandalous - and there was a fairly successful cult of Antinous for the next few decades. He also had a ridiculous number of statues made - I remember hearing once that there were dozens of statues of Antinous found just at Hadrian’s Villa in Tivoli. Because of the sheer number of statues many of them of been preserved, meaning we actually have a decent idea what he looked like!

So what the name “Antinous” would have meant to Hugo is beautiful young man who died very young, emperor’s male lover, and minor religious figure. I don’t think it’s hard to see why he’d like the comparison for Enjolras. Antinous has also functioned as an icon of male homosexuality, although I’m not 100% sure whether that would have been the case in the 1830s. I suspect it would have; it’s certainly a thing among the Victorians a few decades later.

A few more pictures under the cut! (including the obligatory butt photo)

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