a gift from me 2 u ♡

You’re slightly elevating your blood pressure, which feels nice

This blog is a Steve Buscemi hate free zone

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

look at my idiot cat try to knead with his front paws AND his back paws

he is SO good and talented

what a good baby

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omg i cant believe this is actually true

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

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fun fact!

the f in jfk was added later for respect

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You’re all monsters

even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

you fool!!

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

have I faked an interest in boring music for a guy I had a crush on ? ? ? YES! will I do it again ? ? ? PROBABLY ! ! !