bimbo girlboss lizard queen

A Burst of Light, Audre Lorde

I’ve been playing p4 after work

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

[descends from my observatory] "Now dawns the age of the fat slut"

may the golden age of the fat slut reign forevermore

she rare in my jack till I 🐴

happy lesbian visibility week 🫶🏻

Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

carly rae jepsen saw everyone try to be timid over crazy intense romances and said no actually u got it backwards! we should be crazy and intense over the timid romances! should be crazy and intense and unapologetic about the love that makes your heart go quiet! go insane over the person who treats you with the tenderness you deserve and never accepted before! let yourself be batshit in love with the kind person who loves you back! ahhhhhh

carly rae jepsen never fails to remind everyone to be in love and to be brave and earnest and horny about it. she gets it.

i can’t do this my soulmate would not be using dating apps

Vincent

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

Like this

I feel like playing Zoo Tycoon. Good thing I still have the list of cheat codes I printed 20 years ago