Southern Black Racer 1 & 2 by mistymorningphoto | Tumblr

I saw this non-venomous Southern Black Racer (Coluber constrictor priapus) relaxing on the philodendron fronds in my backyard. I decided to take a few photos before safely guiding him to a different location (outside my fence and away from my dog!). Although he looks small, he was approximately 36 inches long.

This is totally random but-

I sneak.

I don’t mean to sneak, but I sneak. I hardcore sneak. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been sneaking around, and I’ve never even meant to.

I walk into a room and say hi, my mom jumps. I come to my doorway to say something to my roommate, and she jumps. I ask someone a question, even in a crowded room, and half the time they jump.

There was one time I was walking along, in broad daylight, and someone looked up from walking along… and jumped.

Broad daylight! 

I’m not even sneaking in the dark. I’m sneaking around, unseen and unheard in plain sight. 

I don’t even know how I do it.

It occurs to me that this is something a ghost might say, if they didn’t know they were a ghost.

if you’ve ever struggled to find makeup blogs by ppl who are close to what you actually look like, a very cool person on reddit has compiled a spreadsheet of more than a hundred makeup blogs, arranged by skintone. The spread also includes other useful information such as hair color, eye type (hooded, monolid, etc.), and skin type (dry, oily, acne prone, etc) to hopefully help you find bloggers similar to you so that you can find swatches, recommendations, and/or makeup looks tailored to your needs! :D

(btw, the spreadsheet uses mac shades and other foundation matches but if you don’t have any of these foundation brands, just go to findation and put down whatever brand + shade matches you to find the corresponding shades in mac or other brands)

Bless this post

I just drink all your wine and look pretty on the balcony don’t invite me to your house

I’ve had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual.

Knock knock

who’s there

It’s me. Queer up

#letboysbefeminine2k15

Witchy tips for artists

I’m an artist and I love mixing my magick with my every day life so here’s some fun easy stuff you guys could try <3

•use storm water for your watercolor paintings to draw a deep, passionate emotional response from your audience

•keep chalcedony on you while drawing, it can enhance inspiration and creativity

•use leftover wax from your ritual candles to make wax-splatter art (that shit is cool yo)

•when you’re upset, draw whatever pops into your head, even if it’s scribbles, and then burn it to banish the negative energy

•enchant your pencils and paintbrushes

•make magick collages from pressed flowers and leaves you’ve collected and hang it in your room to remind you that nature will always be our #1 teacher

•fill your sketchbook with sigils

•draw your own tarot cards. The unique and person touch of it will make the deck 100 times more powerful, and as a plus you can program it to just work for you

•sculpt poppets out of clay, or idols of your deities

•turn your poetry into spells

•use glitter in binding spells

•make Samhain masks out of craft foam

•dude just be creative anything can be magick and magick can be anything

“bullets mikey way” ahhhhh “revenge mikey way” aahhhHHH “black parade mikey way” AHHHHHH “danger days mikey way” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK

grown up truths

suggested by drewkitchens.

“Only” 17 hours… 

what the..

This… this is serious. This actually real. I honest to all the gods thought this was an Onion article at first. What the fuck.

I seriously thought this was the onion

The article refers to the new shift in hours as “caring capitalism.” A 17-hour, possibly unpaid workday, that they only implemented after one of their interns literally died from the workload. “Caring capitalism.”

Like, do these people think the interns choose those kinds of hours? That Goldman Sachs is benevolently saying, “Oh, I know you all want to work for us 24 hours a day, but alas, for your own safety, we have to restrict it to a mere 17 hours. Look at how much we care!”

Fuck Goldman Sachs.