Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Looks like a Cheeto with a plan

@crazystupidbeautiful sushi. Nuff said.

Cheetoes

@salibit @crazystupidbeautiful @gregariousgarebear

“I’d die for you,” that’s easy to say

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

@crazystupidbeautiful

Same

I’m screaming

@salibit @gregariousgarebear @crazystupidbeautiful

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this

That smile! 

I’m Just a Kid - Simple Plan

It’s back

Brb I’m learning this.

I love haim

who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars