Chaotic Queer

hello beloveds ☺️

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

You are appreciated

Hey so I haven't seen much about this on Tumblr, but the UK Government backed out of including Transgender people in the Conversion Therapy Ban yesterday on TDOV (Thursday 31st of March, 2022)

It was first stated that the ban would be dropped entirely, but a revision was made a few hours later, stating that it would go ahead for sexualities, but not gender identities - against the advice of the NHS (That's the National Health Service, for those outside of the UK), even.

People living in the UK are urged to contact your MP, there is a site geared to help you do this;

Mermaids has also made a form by which you can contact your MP!

Here it is. Just pop in your details and it'll find your MP and give you a form letter that you can edit if you want, and then send it for you. 💜

Me: The way elves talk dramatically about the passage of time every time a mortal brings up any date whatsoever is so extra

Also me: It's already March???? 2012 was 10 years ago??? People born in the 2000s are having children of their own???? I have not felt young since I journeyed with you children on tumblr,,,,,,, Too long I have dwelt upon this Hither Shore,,,,,,,, I am Fading and leaving the world to you Aftercomers,,,,,,,,,

when i finally make the phone call i've been putting off

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

“sir” not as in a man, but as in a knight

“my lady” not as in the fedora sense, but as in woman I have sworn fealty to

[Image ID/ Tweet from xanax in a cinnabon (@/ xanabon) reading: sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Fell Weird /End ID]

its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.

i do not get queerbaited im simply correct all the time. whether the show catches up eventually or not is no great concern of mine

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

Top surgery scars are hot as fuck, some folk are just like "this flesh amuses me no longer, I shall have it cut it from me" and that's metal as fuck

ferret

OMG he stays so still for nail clipping. Ours hate it so much...

Inside of you there are two wolves. That's nowhere near enough wolves to sustain the population, so we're starting a reintroduction program. Open wide, please.

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse