Me in twenty days… if you even care 💔🥀🪦
Penny Milliken trapped me in here and won’t let me leave until May 7th. Help.
@penny-milkin-em this true???
Accusations. FALSE accusations.
I’M SORRY PENNY PLEASE I’M SO SORRY, it’s just… I’m so lonely down here… please, let me live, I’ll be good I promise
SILENCE! You have done enough.
Stay sleuthy 🔍
op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between
Sunflower Frankie, Daisy Poppy, Sweet Pea Gigi
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
the neopets april fools joke is mildly unhinged
dirk the type of guy to name an image wjifoajfsklajgekjga.png
most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.
see also:
ShinyArcanine& Growlithe
One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.
Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?
This is actually probably the first time I’ve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, ‘my gender is me and my pronouns are a you problem’--so thank you for that!
is this the post you were looking for
guy up at 2 am yanking his thang asunder
Texan curry, or as it's called in the US, Chili...
