My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

Their twitter convo’s are priceless👌

GAY-DAR

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who on earth do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

paying $60 for one bra.

DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?

YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER

HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”

guess who

She’s also this woman…

the legend continues 

and the devil laughs

REBLOG if you want a “CAN’T STOP WATCHING YOUTUBERS” poster!

Get one: http://districtlines.com/tyleroakley 😜

history repeats itself

Please delete this…..

Scrolling through tumblr

*sees beautiful girl*

*sees beautiful boy*

*friend posts bangin’ selfie*

*Natalie Dormer gif*

Everyone is hot and it’s too much for my little bi heart to handle

Every Person who Reblogs this will have their URL written in a Journal, which will then be put into a time capsule that my College is doing.

The deadline is Jan.12th 2015, it doesn’t matter how many URLs I get, your’s will be put in! I’ll post pictures periodically so everyone can see what they look like, I’ll use two journals if I have to. 

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

YES

i sent this photo to one of my friends 

with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

'who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???'

Astrology Signs as Alternative Bands

Aries - Vampire Weekend Taurus - San Cisco Gemini - Walk The Moon Cancer - The Kooks Leo - Oasis Virgo - The Drums Libra - The 1975 Scorpio - The Wombats Sagittarius - Arctic Monkeys Capricorn - Tame Impala Aquarius - Jamie T Pisces - Local Natives

THIS IS MY LEGIT SCHOOL DISTRICT’S ACCOUNT AND THIS JUST HAPPENED IM DYING