WHAT TF IS THIS

this is Yullie, she lives with my friend and is very mean to her ragdoll friend Gracie, her three chihuahua friends, and her new miniature Australian Shepard friend Sadie. however, she loves me and loves to receive my love (her favourite thing are face strokes) and that’s all that matters :3

stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

victoria’s secret:  @fawn–queen the employees are generally too friendly and the probability of your cry being interrupted is ALMOST as high as in nordstrom. that said, there are plenty of very soft bras and pairs of panties for you to blow your nose/wipe your eyes on and possibly shorten the length of the cry–just be sure to buy them afterward. 7.6/10

dollar tree:  quoth @pyropinkfish,  “the prices are fair and you can find a nice cranny by the cards and party bags to wail in peace. the employees are already crying. 7/10″

unknown artist: YOU ALREADY NO WHO IT IS

me: 

Thppfbt.

me: I don’t like sharing anything about my personal life with strangers.

someone on the bus bumping into me: oh, sorry.

me: it’s okay, I’ve been hurt before. it all started at the onset of 2015 and

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

i just don’t get foreign films.

the stairway to heaven

This is so right??? christ

SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

Violin Exorcism

When a party of bards attacks the warrior

ok so i see people talking about joots and jorts but did anyone else ever encounter

jencils??

You:

Me:

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

2% girl 98% star wars

Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?