semi hiatus

embrace it

cheer up lil’ guy

a man: *thinks its ok to call me bitch in a playful way* me:

Fergie taught me how to spell glamris

are you sure

Matthew gets me

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much

Heenim at his best

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Who else literally does not talk

Me

New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the man hole, speak to Master Splinter and defeat all the ninja turtles, then take a left and boom you are there!” like girl I’ll take a cab.

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold