You're one step away from freedom.

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

im screaming into my pillow

YALL

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes

SAY 📢 IT 📢 LOUDER 📢

god I just want clear skin and a brain that functions properly and apparently that’s just too much to ask for on this bitch of an earth 

bjorng

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

you just killed my brothers

you’re welcome :)

Clary Fairchild [textpost chain]

@baby-sidon, this one’s for you!

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

A cartoon by Will McPhail.