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someone I know- you look tired! you should sleep more¡ here, have some caffeine!!!!!
me- its👏my👏ADHD👏 & coffee doesn’t help me👏👏👏👏
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*checks time, 1 am*: “I’ll go to sleep in 5 minutes”
*checks time again, 2:41 am”: “I’ll go to sleep at 3″
*checks time again, 4 am*: “Fuck it, I’ll just stay up, I need to get up at 8 anyways”
*wakes up, checks time, 11 am*: “ARGHHHHHH, not again!”
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What people think ADHD is like; *bouncing off the walls, screaming, constantly wired*
What ADHD is actually like; it took me 30 minutes to get up and put an energy drink in the fridge for tomorrow only to discover that I had already put one in there this morning
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Literally anyone around me: *is sad*
Me: “OH FUCK, WHAT DID I DO!?”
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Me: time to get off my phone and do something productive.
My ADHD:
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me, hitting my ADHD with a stick: the words! are right there! you’re reading them right now! what do they say!
my ADHD: words?????????????????
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me, a person with ADHD: why can’t I watch a show without entertaining myself in an other way simultaneously????
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the three adhd moods
- can’t do it because im bored and nothing is interesting
- can’t do it because im overwhelmed and im one slightly dissapointed glance away from crying for the next week
- can’t do it because this one thing has had my full entire attention for the past three days and i think ive gotten two hours of sleep in that time and my blood has been replaced with coffee
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When you discover a new hyperfixation
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neurotypical people will never know the simple joy of rocking back and forth in place
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“I haven’t tried it, but I don’t like it.”
— Picky Eater Rule #3 (via chewingintensifies)
Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none
Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no