the best part of believe is the lie

Please try to be civil. Okay.

made my biggest, brightest and most floral fuck ever. 

Left.

His name is Steven Udotong.

My cat naps on my stomach and purrs quietly as I whisper in her ear “You think I’m a cat, don’t you?“

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR CAT WHISPERED INTO YOUR EAR “you think I’m a cat, don’t you?” AND THAT WOULD BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND TERRIFYING STORY

oh my god we pass that every time my family goes to Alabama or Florida…. a landmark indeed

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

Just fine.

(via Endlessly Enraptured | Pike Place Market)

hearing “shake it” by metro station launches me into another dimension every time