hail and well met!

if i can't play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

Re-watching Doctor Who: The End of the World (Series 01, Episode 02)

Omg, they made Riz hot?

"Merry Christmas World from Bethlehem Ghetto"

Seen in Bethlehem, Palestine

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

this is surprisingly useful actually

stop wasting space and add another

tres ibuprofenitos

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

my favorite customer service slip ups

ramona flowers in scott pilgrim takes off (2023)

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up