the clouds explode and then the desert blooms

someone will need to mop this floor for me

when i emerge, i find my car

like a cathedral in a dream of the future

a sign that you might be a bunny

dj play pacific overtures

Today's Gamer of the Day is: Leonard Cohen

this is, of course, where the tumblr revamp would always lead. Just in time for Pride month, the "Queerest Place on the Internet" is attempting to crack down on fags like us for self-identifying with slurs, rather than doing something beneficial like reducing the large ever present transphobe/terf population. Advertiser friendly is the name of the game and I'm sure in a few years this site will be identical to every other sterile neutered social media site available. Have fun while it lasts folks.

this comes right after they stole your joke too funnily enough (about.tumblr.com)

THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she's in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That's her dreams.

Someone at my work keeps joking that they just need to clone me so we’ll have full coverage and I’m honestly offended on behalf of my clone at the idea she’s be brought into this world just so she could work. If I get cloned, first off we are unionizing

So everyone knows where I am on the clone question, without hesitation I would explore my clone’s body but also her rights

decided to make a few tbh creatures because i love using them as reaction pics... feel free to use... credit me if u post somewhere else... (inspired by @shisei11 and @sm-baby )

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

Josef Breitenbach, Nudist camp New Jersey ca. 1950

I work from home, so Lovey is usually snoozing next to me when I'm working. I guess he doesn't really like waking up alone, because sometimes he would meow while wandering around looking for me. Usually I call his name and he'll come over! He'll then headbutt me and everything around me and then flop over.

He definitely has his moments where he wants to be alone! But more often than not he'll want to be in the same room I am, even if he's not much of a lapcat.

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

God?

i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical