saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

oh yes it's that time of year

Melbourne Orlando International you have some lovely airport carpet its been a pleasure

Dire carpet situation in Atlanta

The corn plane isnt helping either

O’hare is clean but unremarkable which i guess is fine if we’re content being the second city forever. Its ok if we dont have dreams anymore.

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

the sleeeperrrrr

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.