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Love Is Not An Emotion, But A Promise

@weepingangelintheimpala / weepingangelintheimpala.tumblr.com

My name is Stacy, I'm 25, and I'm pretty easy going. My blog is a mess of fandoms (but mostly Iron Man and Adore Delano) and cats. I hope you enjoy. :) I'm always here to talk if you need someone to listen!
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Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

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kearunning

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

“n den what happened” im in love

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blackboyjoy

“They got water” 😂😂

Lmfaoo she said “no”

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

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i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties
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eclinu
STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-
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sanctferum

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

fuck off!

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

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sunstar121

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

I hate you all

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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

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justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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