A Sudden Shower of Waterbugs, from the series A Set of Goldfish by Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1842)

First base: sex

Second base: marriage

Third base: making you watch my 19 years worth of DVDs of some shitty web show made in halo

Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

people are designing modern manga characters thinking they should be animator friendly/not too complex/coherent,,,,,,,

meanwhile Nightow in the 1990s:

Lately I've really loved being a girl!!!!! People always compliment me on my outfits or tell me I look cute, it feels so nice!!!!!

I'm just like that one lion girl fr

Does this count as a contribution

I think OP meant this character

i love kingdom hearts

???

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

heavensward really has all types of elves good boy, feral, and bishonen

sorry i tried to jerk you off when you went in for a handshake. it was just muscle memory.

How do people perceive you?

Post your favourite person/character anything that you're obsessed over right now and do this quiz :)

Tagging: @chaoticspeedrun @honeysleepy @varcic @blankcreator @n0vatsu @bednbunfast

Turns out I can just delete the reblogs and still reblog the OG so I'm gonna be doing that in tagging games now (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)

Had to put my darling Ryro

My Quiz Result:

green with envy

valentine's day. feeling breathless beside the ocean. the ambiguous time between late spring early summer. pastel, clean colors and alphabetical organization. you're more than a little intimidating. your best feature is probably your hair. to many, you look perfect. you're good at putting on a brave face, good at pretending to have it all together. you're afraid people won't love you if they see your flaws. let me tell you a secret: they will love you more.

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I do not at all think that reflects me tbh, but at least green is in the title.

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Tags: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @fleetinggabi (ik you were tagged already but i'm tagging you again ψ(｀∇´)ψ) @beeleewwboop @hmmyumm

no pressure! <3

AAA THANK YOUU!! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

These are my results!!

full of golden light

the smell of soup cooking in the other room. golden hour sunlight peeking in through the windows. laughter that bounces against the walls and smiles you can't help but mirror. you're easy to approach. your best feature is probably your smile. you don't mind looking silly if it makes people laugh. you're not easily embarrassed. you're calm and you make people feel at ease. you're a good listener because you really really care what they have to say. people leave every interaction with you feeling just a little bit more loved. you're a kind soul, and people can see that. you mean so much more to people than you know.

got to put sayori there as my fav character

I'm tagging @pink-stardusts-blog @solitairepyramid @halopoet @monsieur-fisch

@cvntkisser (anyone else who wants to join!! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧)

thanks for the tag !! <333

tagging @infwecteds @bug-ps and anyone who sees this !

tysm for the tag!!! <333

tagging @ilovewetwalls, @polahusband, @blooky8, @beeleewwboop, and anyone else who wants to join :D

kjhkkjh thanks for tagging!!

i can't pick one so here's yakko with the mice. im obsessed equally with the three of them (and the other two sibs are up there too tbh)

the quiz results:

green with envy

"valentine's day. feeling breathless beside the ocean. the ambiguous time between late spring early summer. pastel, clean colors and alphabetical organization. you're more than a little intimidating. your best feature is probably your hair. to many, you look perfect. you're good at putting on a brave face, good at pretending to have it all together. you're afraid people won't love you if they see your flaws. let me tell you a secret: they will love you more."

idk how much this actually represents me as a person i don't look perfect at all jhgjkjh i stopped trying to pretend a while ago

anyway your turn @givenscribbles @punk-angel @lil-pleb @ whoever else wants to do this i forgor other moots sorry

PFHDGHDG I GOT TAGGED!!

I think this describes me sorta well,, other than the "you don't speak often, every word you say carries some weight,, even when you're joking" that kinda stuff

other than that I think it's pretty accurate

feel free to participate!! @silllyyyyy @panchikzo @chara-supercool and other moots can do this as well 💥

Tagging @yeehoo101 @pale-android @static-head, anyone else who feels like it :3