The Umbrella Academy is like the opposite of a found family story. Forced family. Y'all are siblings now fucking deal with it.

me: nearly all skincare products are designed to remedy made-up problems and trick people into thinking they’re “working” by adding ingredients that cause physical/tingly reactions and are no different than patent medicines that were essentially laxatives or emetics and are a waste of money

monkey brain when I walk past a japanese/korean beauty product store:

no one wants the movie cover ever

THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME

I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver

Shane: *is alone with a demon for five seconds*

Shane:

This is too accurate lol

😂 wtf

“I would love to taste you” part kills me cause thats insanely accurate

THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE EVEN IN TJE GAY COMMUNITY

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

me after feeling the slightest bit of sadness

whole pussy just out

My personal faves

I LOVE THIS SONG

nobody:

a horse: