guys idk how to say this....

op what is it

i’m ........ a harry s t. a n,

honestly... how the FUCK could you. how DARE you

guys idk how to say this....

op what is it

hi babies!!!!

are you from the midwest/have you ever lived in the midwest/are you even aware that the midwest exists? cause boy do we have the gc for you. kyla and i (your local indianans) decided that we’d try to round up some midwesterners to yell about corn and larry with,,,,,you know

how to join

- follow me and kyla

- reblog this post

- fill out this form

- have imessage

- be nice!!!

other than that if you have any questions you can just ask me or kyla, i promise we’re nice. we’ll be choosing sometime in the next week and one of us will contact you for your imessage if you’ve made it. god don’t let this flop

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

Who

the girl reading this

thanks!

hey ppl reading this can u please reblog and tag ur sign + favorite animal + most worn type of shoe… it’s for my Research

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

omg??????

SIS OMGGG

The signs as Louis Tomlinson’s male-presenting nipples

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

x

shawn mendes + being wholesome/not giving a fuck about toxic masculinity 

this blessed my entire soul

HS2 looks so good

why the fuck is no one talking about his vocal changes here like holy fucking shit???? (dallas tx, 10/10/17)

listen, not to be dramatique but i’d be fine with the terms omnisexual, polysexual, pansexual, etc to describe people’s experiences if they weren’t a continuation of the lgbt+ community’s biphobia and desire to avoid the term bi

like you can id however you want, it isn’t my place to police anyone, but please think critically about why there are so many terms for identities of attraction to multiple genders, but there’s generally one accepted term for most other sexualities

honest to god, everyone in the comments trying to limit the definition of bisexuality is pissing me the hell off

don’t deign to tell me what I can’t be without even doing any research off of tumblr

bisexuality has and always has been the attraction to TWO OR MORE genders, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THOSE GENDERS ARE

within bisexuality there are a lot of separate experiences, however all fall under “bisexual”

https://www.binetusa.org/bisexuality/being-bi/1990-bi-manifesto

please go read yourself the 1990 bi manifesto, which sought to eliminate harmful misconceptions about bi people in 1990, including that bisexuality only involves two gender attraction or only involves attraction to binary genders

it honestly hurts that all of these still exist today and that so many of them have been echoed on this stupid post

also if I ever have to read “bi means two!!! :)))” again I’m gonna actually scream

listen

THE BISEXUAL COMMUNITY DIDNT NAME ITSELF

THEY CLAIMED A MEDICAL TERM THAT WAS USED AGAINST THEM IN PRIDE

therefore any argument about “but they named themselves 2!!!!” is bullshit, bc no they didn’t

doctors who were trying to “cure” them oversimplified bisexuality into “two”, the bi community never claimed to be so simplistic

https://www.glaad.org/blog/us-bisexual-movement-biweek-history-lesson

six months early for 2019 just to be sure

FIVE MONTHS EARLY NOW, PEOPLE!!!!

THREE MONTHS. T H R E E MONTHS AWAY FROM 2019

GUYS,,,,, T W O.

TWO MORE MONTHS AWAY!!!!

ONE MORE MONTH AWAY!!!!

LET THAT SINK IN

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM!??!

I WISH THIS WAS A 5 HOUR LONG VIDEO