call your girlfriend ‘Daddy’ you fucking cowards

be a frog

Already on it 🐸🐸

I cant believe tumblr removed all the porn after No Nut November ended.

The animation that plays when interacting with fishtanks in Happy Home Designer. Animal villagers who do this will also move around whilst doing it.

ネリメ森ー

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

The Signs As Frogs

Aries: American Bullfrog

Taurus: Wood Frog 

Gemini: Spring Peeper 

Cancer: Little Grass Frog 

Leo: Red-Eyed Tree Frog 

Virgo: Western Chorus Frog

Libra: Pickerel Frog

Scorpio: Mink Frog 

Sagittarius: Oregon Spotted Frog

Capricorn: Cuban Tree Frog

Aquarius: Barking Tree Frog

Pisces: Squirrel Tree Frog

The only astrology post that matters

@piroeoe

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

slurp slurp slurp

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought