There's No Such Thing as Normal

No FR!!!

a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

save me hot shower

How to stop feeling like I'm not meant for this world

one of my favorite twists we've ever done

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

yeah, that's The Stoker

And there's always the white guy who tries to RUIN THE FIRE! IM TALKING ABOUT YOU JAMES! FUCK YOU!

yupppppp fuck that bitch lets kill him

treech in a drumming noise inside my head

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.