noon-thirty

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

bless Scottish twitter

ya fuckin space slice

I bought this movie this year and it’s still wonderful

(・Θ・) an appreciation post of my two favorite birds on vine [x]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

ok stupid gendered posing aside, has anyone looked at the andromeda dude’s ass and noticed how fucking weird it looks

what the hell is going on here

its me……laying in bed……..face mask on……being my own dream girl

Perfectly gay ❤️

why won’t you accept my love

Sky Queen vs. the Pesky Fish that keeps getting into trouble!

Since people liked them I thought I’d share more!!

@blackkatmagic

girls only want one thing and it’s a scrying falcon that they can send out to survey the land for their enemies and they can see what it sees through a crystal ball

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..