Ball is life

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]

the american school system 

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?" my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

heelys don’t have brakes bc my swag don’t stop

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

"Conceal, don’t feel."

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie