A group of ruffian cats have moved in next door. Our street is a mess of blood, teeth, and other bodily fluids now. Taking the trash out is a real chore these days. I’m thinking of complaining to the city council. I can’t go outside without seeing them clawing and biting or spearing at each other. This neighborhood used to be a nice place where I felt safe raising my 234234234 knife eared bastard* children. I’m worried they’ll fall in with this dangerous crowd!
*and one pathetic durgon and one voidsent poopto
