Perfect balance

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

Same Phoebe, same.

FRIENDS 6.01: “The One After Vegas"

FRIENDS 7.04: “The One With Rachel’s Assistant"

FRIENDS 4.12: “The One With The Embryos"

kevin hense

Had to share this @WeHeartIt