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Eccentric Bowtie

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thenightvalepost

April Fools Prank

Step 1: Dig a large hole and wait inside of it for at least three hours until someone falls in. 

Step 2: Say nothing.

Step 3: Start a new life inside hole.

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sixpenceee

William N. Agee and Nancy Ellar Christian Agee had two sons die very young. One son was stillborn about 1910. The other son, Guffrey died in 1914, when he was about two years old. Their grandfather, William N. Christian, built two little houses over the graves to protect them. He kept a split bottom chair inside the largest house. Every day he would walk the two miles up the hill to the cemetery, take out his chair, sit and whittle to “be with the babies” until evening. (Source)

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beeishappy

TCR | 2014.12.01 | "In 1977, when I was in 8th grade, I won two tickets from a local radio station to see this new movie Star Wars, two weeks before it came out nationally. I loved it. But at school on Monday I couldn’t explain how everything was different now because nobody had seen it. They thought my Darth Vader impression was just asthma. Then the movie comes out and everybody’s saying it’s the greatest thing ever but I saw it first. I have been a Star Wars fan two weeks longer than any of you."

Bless lol

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biblically-accurate-bimbo

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

Source: loki-has-a-tardis
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laurazocca
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

Source: gbass
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oxford-comma-queen

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

I can take photos like this:

mindlessgonzojam

Shown this to friends, got this afterwards.

Long live the queen.

OMG I’M CRYING SEND HELP!

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