if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

i made it

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

reminds me of the time the entire state of Missouri got an amber alert for the joker

This poll fucking bewilders me.

"Animal" isn't a matter of personal opinion or vibes, it's a fucking taxonomic category.

It's like asking if you think of triangles as polygons.

Nearly 30% of people do not consider the majority of animals to be animals.

Okay I know a tumblr poll is not a representative sample of the general population, but I think if you asked the general public this question the results would be even worse.

I just want to get dicked down again =/

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

I am once again reminding people that it wasn't unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It's not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.

anyway heres the article, he was bedridden for 5 weeks and continues to suffer from fatigue and gastrointestinal issues

Your second thought has always gotta be "this is a corporation trying to make us ridicule their victim, whats the real story here?".

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

Temporarily possessed by caveman with executive dysfunction.

How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

The “terrorists” in question

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense