I can relate to Sergey.

Olag was being a dick, tbh.  

a lot of times, marriage is about compromise. and showing up fully even when it’s not your first choice.

This is specifically in reference to who gets to pick what tv show we watch.

Planet Of The Apes / Statue Of Liberty Scene Shown at 300 percent.

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

— Anaïs Nin (via quotemadness)

Mieps the Guinea Pig

my guinea pigs’ vet just posted this and it is extremely Important

Tasty book puns.

#mondaypun

Mind blown!