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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

An octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Here’s one copying a wave ‘hello’.

Anyone else’s soul leave their body? Credit to Jiemba Sands

The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

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@scratchoffticket im sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing anyone has added to this post thank you addfahdufkgsag

Margot Robbie training for her role as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

Audio ON!

Seriously listen to this.

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

the context makes it sadder, but is also completely unnecessary. there is no justification needed for asking grown men why theyre talking to young girls they dont know. ESPECIALLY if the girl looks uncomfortable. if he was actually being friendly he wouldnt have gotten defensive, he wouldve been like ‘ah yes i see where you’re coming from, good on you for checking. you can join us while we talk if you want.’ no one in a normal mutually-wanted conversation feels the need to defend it.

BE A NOSY BITCH AND NEVER EVER LET OTHER WOMEN BE MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY MEN. BE THE NOISIEST BITCH YOU CAN BE AND LETS PROTECT GIRLS

I would rather be a nosy bitch than a bystander.

They call us nosey bitches b/c they don’t want us protecting our own.

I hope someone castrates Justin

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.