i love it when there's a leek in a shopping bag
possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true "MarketHead"
hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
don't be funnier than me on my own post
everybody else go home this is it
Oh look someone drew a cartoon about me
Fender Custom Shop Masterbuilt Retro Paisley Floral Decor Telecaster
Werner Holmberg (Finnish, 1830 - 1860) – Hämäläinen humalisto, 1860
Two Deer in the Evening Winter Forest by Ludvig Munthe (Norwegian, worked in Germany, 1841-1896), Oil on canvas, 60 x 43 cm. Private collection.
Eiger, Monch and Jungfrau, Switzerland by Alexandre Calame
do omegaverse writers from turku write å/b/o
Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.
Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?
Meanwhile, poultry shows:
ROOSTER GONCHAROV??
did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)
can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
Ei jumalauta julistakaa julkinen hätätila
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
