It’s like Dr. House always said
I want to thank my laggy computer for this glitch:
I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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Truly loyal
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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
This is not shitposting…
this is prophecy disguised at shitposting
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'Zone of special attention'. Dmitry Kochanovich.
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Source: flic.kr
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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there
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Discord etiquette is such a fucking minefield sometimes, "hello welcome to the server; please make sure that you don't ever ping any roles except for the one role that has been specifically marked as okay to ping; whenever you reply to someone make sure to turn off reply pings; also, don't ever, under any circumstances, even consider using any of the features provided by this app. We will send assassins to kill you."
Like idk if I didn't want to get all the notifications from the getting notifications app I would simply use my powers of having access to the notification settings to set which specific notifications I get out of the app and not make it anyone else's problem to navigate a bizarre network of if-then statements to find out whether it's okay to notify me about messages
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
tee hee hee hee hee
gnome ass prank
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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.
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let's be bad at video games together
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midwest transmasc t4t couple
I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.
The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about family guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blase glamour evoked by these screenshots.
CT, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you
I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?
no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “Oh my Gods!!”
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble