The Loki series, brought to you by McDonald's...
Clears off dust to post
Don't have a picture yet, but I do now have a stray kitty named Loki.
He (I'm assuming they're a he? they didn't get pregnant yet anyway) appeared last summer around the same time my latest adopted kitty, Larry (I didn't get to name him, my mom did after the cat on Modern Family) appeared. However, Larry is a bit more outgoing and was quickly won over with Fancy Feast, becoming tame and allowing human contact rather quickly. Loki, then known as 'Little Black Kitty,' kept his distance and had the disadvantage of having Larry fight with him before he got fixed. But still, he stuck around, taking advantage of dishes of cat food and water outside.
Later, before it got too cold, I ordered an extra pet house for Loki. Lined it with insulation, bed and self warming mat and stuck it in the barn in hopes that Loki would use it. And I bought him his own dish and got him in the habit of waiting by a bush for me to bring him his Fancy Feast and dry food in the morning. He runs away when I approach, but will meow for the food when he sees me, so we're at least in a better place than last year and he knows he has a home and people to take care of him.
the inevitable happening
Official Loki concept art by Wesley Burt
you think youre a loki stan? my dad turned off Thor 2 after loki fake died. I had to spoil the ending for him so he would finish it
picture a 64 year old man with the temperament and the looks of ron swanson watching the Thor: Ragnarok trailer completely blank faced, until Loki shows up and he smiles and says “Mira! Ese es Loki”
it's so weird how loki was one of the most important characters in the mcu as a whole but not in the show that was literally named for him.
#like#if loki never disrupts thor's coronation in thor 1 #a whooooole bunch of other stuff that drives the mcu forward never happens #most notably the formation of the avengers #despite officially being a 'side character' #it's difficult to think of a character who's had a greater direct impact on the MCU #meanwhile in the tv series where he was advertised as the main character#he has almost no impact whatsoever#he does nothing #he exercises no agency#he argues in favour of the status quo #something which is anathema to the very concept of the character #and it's just... weird #funny and sad and bizarre
how dare you upstage my post by being way funnier than me
inspired by this post
"how can you ship loki with the tesseract"
loki and the tesseract in any given instance:
LET THEM DATE AND MAKE TENDER LOVE TO EACH OTHER ALREADY, PLEASE
how tf do you bang a cube tho????
it's loki. im sure he'll find a way.
Find someone who looks at you the way Loki looks at the tesseract 😂👌🏻
‘He’s overly sensitive, like the rest of us.’
This scene did a good job of establishing a likeness between our Loki and Classic Loki: when the fight breaks out, they both stand up, put down their drinks, and go to break it up.
First things first, protect the booze
me in two weeks after Big Mouse shuts this place down for allowing someone to make money out of fanart of loki getting railed by owen wilson's character:
AND YOU TELL ME THEY ARE NOT BOYFRIENDS? LIES.
vacation time! 🌴
this was funnier in my head
Meanwhile on Twitter 😂😂
Mobius + All The Lokis because I’m a sappy fool