pros and cons of ravenclaw house

pros:

cons:

other houses: (x) (x) (x)

Actual footage of the Spiderman/Antman fight from Civil War:

some of u have the longest bios honestly like… 

john-ryan.  he/him.  25.  sapiosexual.  cancer/leo cusp.  year of the horse.  estj.  chaotic neutral.  lannister.  slytherin.  philosophy major.  3.9 GPA.  anti-feminism. pro-equality.  anti-stupidity.  anti-religion.  anarcho-socialist.  neo-nazi.  gamer.  realist.  poet.  writer.  actor.  singer.  bassist.  dog person.  type 2 diabetic.  mixed race (irish & italian).  alpha male.  beatles fan 

I have met this exact person except his name was Josh Brian I shit you not

Provenance

Hey guys! I made a lil quiz to help you figure out if you’re a sun lesbian or a moon lesbian! 

look all im asking is to live with a cute girl i love who loves me back and we can rent a cute appartment on the 3rd floor and have lots of plants and adopt bunnies or birds or cats and go out on coffee dates every week and chat with our neighbours on the way downstairs and have movie nights and days when we stay inside and do nothing i wanna lean against her shoulder while she watches tv and i read my favourite book and i wanna dance around in our underwear and wear eachothers clothes…. is that a lot to ask!!

Save my Matthew

This is Matthew.

Matthew is 22 years old, teaches karate to little kids

puts ketchup on his eggs

and Matthew has stage II colon cancer. He’s currently on Chemotherapy and needs your help. Matthew just completed his first round of chemotherapy and the symptoms are starting to arise. loss of hair, weightloss and bruises on his skin. As a friend it’s very hard to watch someone who could kick literal butt go through this.

I can’t even imagine how hard it is on him. Matthew is struggling, he’s already $30,000 in debt and this is his first treatment with at least 5 more to go. To make things worse Matthew isn’t getting any support from his family.  Matthew recently came out to them and he’s been disowned by his family and church, just for being who he is. Kicked to the curb and relying on friends for a place to sleep, and now it could also kill him, without the financial support he needs he can’t afford the treatments necessary to save his life. Insurance only pays for so much and experimental treatments aren’t covered. My name is Adam, and I love Matthew.

He’s homeless and now not getting the treatment he needs because of me. Matt came out to his family and he did it for me and now he’s living from couch to couch while working three jobs all to pay for medical treatment he needs. His dad told him he has cancer because of his lifestyle and it’s God’s punishment. I think Matt believes him. Matt strips at night and makes good money doing this but It’s hard on his body and he gets weak easily now. He can’t teach Karate anymore as the chemo has made his cartilage weak, he has a dislocated rib now.

He needs your help, I need your help. I can’t live without him and he’s too good for all this bad to happen to him.

Please, please, share this, donate what you can, anything and every little thing you can do helps. Every penny will go to treatment and anything left over will go to cancer research if we reach our goal. Were expecting another $60-80,000  in medical treatment. Any left over proceeds will be donated to The Children’s Cancer Research Fund. http://www.childrenscancer.org/

Please, no amount is too small, a few cents can make a difference.

Thank you, Please like share and donate here.

Guys,  $136 in the first hour, you’re all amazing. I’m crying right now.

WHY DO PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS THAT B’S AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH B’S ARE FUCKING GREAT SO ARE C’S DON’T YELL AT YOUR KID WHEN THEY DON’T GET AN A IN SOME CLASS AND DO NOT TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN DO BETTER WHEN THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY TRYING THEIR HARDEST

Period Hacks and Tips

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Preparation:

-Always keep 2-4 pads/tampons (or a cup) in your backpack, whether you’re on your period or not.

-Keep a sweatshirt or hoodie in your locker incase of a leak.

-Wear dark pants. Leggings and yoga pants. No faded jeans, no gray sweats.

-Carry tissues for wiping up stains.

-Consider keeping a pair of underwear and a pair of leggings (or other thin pants) in a medium-to-large Zip-Lock baggie in your backpack along with the pads/tampons/etc. In case of a leak, you can change. The baggie is for your stained clothing.

Transportation:

-Tuck your pads/tampons under the band of your panties, on the side/at the hip. Pull your pants over them, and you’re good to go.

-If you use tampons, take a look at U by Kotex CLICKs. They’re about an inch shorter than regular applicator tampons, and therefore easier to store. ( <a href=“http://www.kotex.com/na/products/u-by-kotex-click-tampons-regular/15949”>http://www.kotex.com/na/products/u-by-kotex-click-tampons-regular/15949</a> )

-If you use cups, look into the Lily Cup Compact, which pops down to fit inside a small, plastic case, perfect for on-the-go. ( http://www.intimina.com/en/lily_cups )

-If you use pads, try out Always Infinity with Flexfoam. Absorbant, comfortable, and incredibly thin. ( http://always.com/en-us/shop-products/menstrual-pads/infinity-pads-with-flexfoam )

-If you wear uggs, supplies can fit nicely inside them.

Nights:

-Lay down a towel to protect your sheets from leaks.

-If you sleep on your back, the pad has to be farther back, too.

-NEVER SLEEP IN A TAMPON.

-Wear “long” pads to cover the entirety of your underwear.

Showering:

-Have a pad already in your underwear so you can put it on right away.

-Insertable products can be worn in the shower.

-Rinse your privates with lukewarm water, and NO SOAPS, DOUCHES, OR WASHES.

-Use a dark towel.

-Shower more often than usual.

-If you do leak blood on the floor, it can be wipes up with a Clorox or Baby wipe. No big deal.

Stains:

-Cold water gets stains out, hot water sets them. If you use warm water on your stains, they’re more stubborn than before.

-Ice can help too. Its literally a stick of really cold water.

-They happen to everyone, not just you, so if someone laughs at you, death glare them or wipe blood over their forehead and shout “SIMBA!” (Just kidding, DO NOT DO THE SIMBA THING)

-As mentioned above - sweatshirts and long shirts can cover stains, stray away from light clothing, and carry spare clothes with you. Also consider carryinf tissues in your pocket. if its on your chair, you might be able to quickly wipe it up.

Men, Guys, and Boys:

-Wear briefs, put the pad in the briefs, and put boxers over the briefs. No one will see your pad, plus it gives you more layers (which means more layers a leak has to go through before it’s visable).

-If you’re comfortable with insertable products, a menstrual cup can often be worn for 12 hours before it needs a change. This means less public-bathroom changing.

-Clue is a period-tracking app that is red and white. That’s right. No pink. Ever.

-If you’re worried about buying supplies at the store, fake a phone call:

“No, no, I’m there…I don’t see that…wait, nevermind. Okay. Yeah, I’ll be home in ten minutes. Do you need anything else? Alright. Bye.”

-You are no less of a man because of this. Cis guys go running at the mere mention of a period, or a pad, or a tampon. You live it. If anything, you’re more manly than them. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise (if they do, punch them in the face and offer them a tampon for their nosebleed).

Thank you, this is awesome!!

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.” Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

I stand corrected. This quiz is hard. For example, what the hell kind of question is this? 

literally i took this test and knew everything before i even thought about it

this was one of the easiest quizzes ive taken, i got 17/19

I got 11/19. Linguist in training lol.

when someone you thought you could trust reblogs your notp

Never even realize how lost i was without her. But i always was just some lost soldier who forgot he ever had a home. Until she gave me one.

He must never be stopped.

me at any sign of even my smallest responsibilities:

That’s it!

I’ve had it with the argument that if an adult doesn’t like a children’s show, it’s because that show is aimed for kids.

Do you know who hated that argument?

Walter Elias Disney.

Do you know who created a multi billion dollar industry that’s going strong after almost 90 years?

Walter Elias Disney.

Do you know who once said, “You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.”

Walter Elias Disney.

Walt Disney knew the importance of marketing to both children and adults. He knew that you needed to make timeless creations that could be enjoyed by people of every age.

Do you know why nostalgic shows like Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, Hey Arnold, Batman: The Animated Series, Powerpuff Girls, etc. are often quoted by millennials these days? Because they treated us like adults. They were arranged so that adults could like them just as much as kids.

Do you know why shows like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Over The Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe are so popular today? Because they follow the same principle.

And do you know why things like the new Spongebobs, the Powerpuff Girls reboot, and Teen Titans Go are failing miserably? Because they’re only aimed at young children, instead of expanding their demographic to include people of all ages. And in a few years, they’ll be forgotten. Because all of the jokes are aimed towards the children of 2016. And those children will be long gone.

Dang. Mic DROP.