Boilerplate Images

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

if you see a gay with glasses that dude aint reading, they got them from squinting at the cocks on phone for hours 🤓

the ONLY reason a man would wear glasses is to look at dicks better

hey actually it’s cause I have an astigmatism

More like astigmadickinyourmouth

Edward Lutczyn (1975)

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

✞ 666 ✞

him: “describe your ideal date”

me:

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

checks out, thank you melanie

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

the housing market is ruining my sex life

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

EXACTLY

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it