Jessi

A good friend

a story written by me (via denigrator)

What do centaurs do with their arms while they run?

Don’t fuck me up like this

They carry their bow and arrow like magistical creatures they are

apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids

Okay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.

The moon is called Europa, and it doesn’t have just an ocean. It is completely covered in water with a mile-thick sheet of ice over the top.

Now we know that the ice has water under it because once in a while, massive fucking geysers shoot water up into space.

Now this brings up an interesting question about Europa: How in the fuck can the water stay warm enough to be liquid if there’s a mile-thick sheet of ice on top of it? 

And the theorized answer is: Europa has a core that is warm like our own. And it has undersea hydrothermal vents that are causing the geysers.

Now this would keep the water at above-freezing temperatures, and if the hydrothermal vents on Europa act anything like the ones on Earth, we have the potential of them spitting up organic matter from Europa’s core into the oceans.

And guess what that soup of organic matter means? The potential for life.

So yeah. Space mermaids. And a whole lot more.

Can some astronauts PLEASE go there and drill under the sheet or to be less destructive, go into one of the geyser holes????????????? I’m so curious!!!!!

when we get killed by aliens cuz we didn’t wanna mind our damn business I hope everyone remembers this post

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

foods that will poison cats:

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TUNA OMFG

distinctive qualities of the signs

oh this is so pretty wow

Never trust a hug.

Oh God this is genious!

0-loser-0 us

The other one is I'm hungry

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

A little inspiration for today

He can go step on a Lego