apparently this is a thirst trap and i’m too old to realize what that is before posting it on twitter 🌹💕
♡ My favourite queens in no particular order [1/?] - Naomi Smalls ♡
mental illness is weird because even if the toughest shit has been going on i didn’t shed a tear and then literally got a mental breakdown because i couldn’t find my watch the other day
Little Marceline ♡
How gay sex works.
Figures dancing gracefully across my memory
some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name
adele literally kanyed her own damn self and I respect that
When the food truck’s vent has food truck-shaped holes…
the signs as songs that became memes
ARIES: Gangnam Style // Psy
TAURUS: Photograph // Nickelback
GEMINI: Crawling // Linkin Park
LIBRA: Wonderwall // Oasis
SAGITTARIUS: Never Gonna Give You Up // Rick Astley
CAPRICORN: Last Resort // Papa Roach
AQUARIUS: Ocean Man // Ween
PISCES: Bring Me To Life // Evanescence
this kid is not to be trusted