me at school

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

Evan Peters as Andy Warhol

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

it’s norberta right

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

secret government agent: say it me: *spits blood at agents feet* secret government agent: say the weed number

free market baby

Law & Ethics

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

but what a way to go

You could only eat it once

Forbidden snack

There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for

*Umbrella comes on*

Me:

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

i understood until the cucumber pillow??

ferris bueller’s day off (1986)