JT for Poster Girl Fall/Winter 2023. Styled by Akeem Smith. Creative direction Francesca Capper & Natasha Somerville. Makeup by Isamaya Ffrench. Hair by Erol Karadağ. Nails by Mei.
get in a boiling hot bath, and drop in some old bay seasoning! time to eat!
remember when i used to really fancy armie hammer? 2010 was a wild year.
AYYYY ITS 2017 AND ARMIE HAS PROVED HIMSELF AS THE ARYAN WASPY WHITE BAE ALLY KINK LOVING BABES I ALWAYS DREAMED HIM TO BE.
I LOVE ARMIE HAMMMMMMERRR!
its 2022,
armie hammer is in hiding
he was cheating on his wife
and wanted to kill and wanted to hunt, and then cut out someone's heart
i wonder what the next decade will bring
by 2020, i hope to have a PhD, and be beautifully pregnant with my second child from hugh grant, but i’ll be engaged to buisnessman who’s got some peerage in his family. we’ll live in a chelsea townhouse, and have a home in sussex; and i’ll be guest columnist for the independent or the guardian for a bit.
i just gotta put the work in now. i got 6 years to arrange things.
welllllll, i have 5 years now and i’m working on a new plan. i still kinda wanna fuck hugh grant and maybe get a little ~unwanted~ media attn for it not sure about having 2 kids for him. maybe 1. I STILL FUCKS HEAVILY WITH THE BEING ENGAGED TO AN ENTREPRENEUR WITH A PEERAGE AT LAST THE HOME IN SUSSEX. not sure about the PhD i’m feeling lazy now. tired of books. ☺
2022 update:
i am 32 and i still live at home.
but i am a complete total slag with a master's degree.
“hello, human. we are aliens. we would like to contact the leaders of your species to share our space travel technology.”
“u tryna buy some green?”
“yes”
Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…
I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.
going thru my archive and deleting some things now that i am 31 years of age
*sigh*
havent posted in years. but its important that i post JT.
when you ain’t fucked in a long time and you know he bout to break your back
mommy bloggers taking deciding baby names to new heights I see
arseny = stealing things which you set on fire
larson = stealing something and proceeding to set it on fire
Finally saw Venom and I had a blast.
Tonight also I watched Ant-Man and The Wasp for the first time which turned out to be an accidental “Unconventional Superheroes Running Around The Streets Of San Francisco Chased By Shady Businessmen Double Feature”
I’m the guy behind her 😂😂
😂😂😂 yo this Is my fav video right now.
LMAOOOO
they reaction when she said she kill all of them! 😂😂😂
They fuckin ded💀💀💀💀💀
I’m the guy behind the guy on the phone 😂😂
Nigga in the back like
DEADASSSSSSSSS
Nigga I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
Immm siccckkk 😂😂😂😂
Gets me every time 😂😭
I wish I could say I was surprised but I’m really fucking not. I hate comics fandom I hate it I hate it I hate it.
:((((((((
Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.
Y’all.
It’s early.