Byzantine Emperors as @dril tweets
Constantine I: Priest; and the lord said, take this delicious McDonald and eat it, for it is my body and it will be given up, for you
Me; Insanley badass.
Theodosius II: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
Julian the Apostate: did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers
Justinian I: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Justinian II Rhinotmetus: as far as im concerned the best revenge is ordering wolf piss online & pouring it into soneones car. "living well" is too hard
Constantine V: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants
Irene of Athens: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Michael III: The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.
Basil I: MYTH: my posts are for the Pauper REALITY: my posts are for the Prince
Leo VI: I find my self. walking the hallowed halls of Harverd university , thinking wisely to my self. upon the quest, for Knowledge...
Basil II: I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit
Zoe Porphyrogenneta: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME; I agree
Manuel I Komnenos: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things
Alexios IV Angelos: ive trademarked the term "The guy who fucks up" so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car
John V Palaiologos: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
Constantine XI: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can