Reckless Optimist

I love being an artist

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

lock screens in the colors of the lesbian flag

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

World Heritage Post

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

What was it Dolly Parton said? “Find out who you are, then do it on purpose.”

when knives out said goodness prevails, when knives out said having a strong moral conscience is self-vindicating, when knives out said it’s not what the truth is but what you do with it, when knives out said greed and selfishness lose out in the face of kindness and integrity, when knives out said benevolence trumps malice, when knives out said fuck rich people   

march 8th:

okay okay so my Stardew farm is named “Gay Farm” because why not, right? anyway I keep forgetting that I named it that. and sometimes I get dialogue where people refer to the farm and it always catches me off guard. but this one has to be the absolute funniest one I’ve ever fucking encountered

happy international women’s day to all women and a very big ‘go to hell’ to everyone who even tries to exclude trans women from this celebration!

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

Bitches will be like "I'm asexual" then aggressively make sex jokes to confuse people because it's entertaining and they find the concept of sex so bizarre that it's hilarious to them.

I am bitches.

tfw you are accused of a crime you did not commit

no body no crime (2020)

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives