Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

IT GOT BETTER.

Really?

Okay, now you guys are just pulling my leg, there’s no way-

You rebel scum are no match for the might of the Emp-

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!?

idk guys I wouldn’t risk my chances for loft 89

I don’t even think twice anymore about reblogging this crap

Churrrrrrrrooooo

They better sell this at the Nationals Stadium. Or else I’ll be pissed.

I’m counting on this churro. That is so sad to say. LOL

I love it when people do random stuff like this and it goes viral. All hail the churro!!!

taylorswift so here’s what my dad came up with for his outfit to tour.

“Look I even bolded the TS for Taylor Swift… Get it?…… Love me Taylor”

his exact words

taylorswift my dad wants you to love him and he won’t stop asking me if you have seen his shirt yet

Tay look at how dadtastic this is

my dad needs to step up his game

this is such a good dad joke I hope he gets to chat with chatsy

taylorswift

Never gonna risk it.

Why would you do this to me

Suddenly I am afraid of the power of string cheese.

NEED to reblogg this

Reblog for good luck!! Taylor will notice you one day <3

almost scrolled past. never again.

IT WORKS I SWEAR

hopefully it works.

Reblog and I'll PROMISE I'll put you on a list for people taylor should follow

I can’t remember how many times I reblogged one of those posts that says “reblog and I’ll put you on a list for taylor to follow” and I’ve never been put on a list so seriously reblog this if you want me to put you on a list for taylor to follow and I will put everyone FOR REALS I’m not just saying that I will do it just reblog

Btw I’m writing everyone’s urls on a blues clues notebook i found you don’t want to miss out on that

Hey hey hey taylorswift…

My mom wants Taylor (my other mom) to see this taylorswift

Maddie. This is a passionate plea and I see her reasoning. Your mom birthed you. I was off playing in coffee houses. Your mom tended to you when you cried as a toddler. I drew lyrics on my arms and stomped around in cowboy boots while you cried in the night. Your mom taught you how to speak and read. I was like ‘come on! Let’s all have fun and jump around at this concert and paint our faces with glitter!’

So no, I have not earned the right to be referred to as your 'Mom’. I’m more like your crazy aunt. So you shall not call me 'Mom’.

No, it’s Aunt Becky.

taylorswift YOU ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED ME! PLEASE FOLLOW AGAIN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU REFOLLOWING WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME! I LOVE YOU FOREVER & ALWAYS!

I WILL FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS ANY OF MY POSTS ABOUT IT. OR I’LL REBLOG SOME OF YOUR EDITS. MESSAGE ME WHICH ONE YOU’D LIKE AND I’LL GET TO IT ASAP. PLEASE GUYS! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!

Oh No :(! That’s a nightmare :(!!!! TAYLOR!!!! Refollow her??!!!

Tay pls

Are we out of the woods…

Tay notice meeee

Taylor Swift

reblog if u agree

I couldn’t get work off to go to the concert TODAY. But my sister, whoistswiftanyways-eww and her friends are going and as jealous as I would be if they met taylorswift it would still be amazing! I’ve been helping her (moral support) with making costumes bc I’m not very creative! So here’s their Starbucks lovers costumes and the sign(:

If you could reblog this so Taylor can see that they’re going to the DETROIT concert RIGHT NOW (section334 row11 seats11,12,13) I’ll love you forever. ❤️

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ILL FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS

TA(ake no shit)YLOR SWIFT 2K15 // taylorswift // ICONIC SASS.

oooo I hate reporters

Taylor perfectly balancing sass and class. I *kind of* want to punch her in the face. Like who says that?!? And to another woman?!? And to TAYLOR?!?!!?!?! Aww, *hell* no!! *takes off earrings*

yES OMG

Reblog for luck to get into Loft ‘89

I will never scroll past this

Casually re blogs for the millionth time

I REBLOGGED THIS LIKE 2 HOURS BEFORE I GOT PICKED SO MAYBE IT WORKS.

smilin’ through da pain :’)

aw omfg

reblog if you're proud of taylor.

I hope everyone does this

REBLOG IF YOU'LL STAND BY TAYLOR FOREVER.

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋